> 2. People at the grocery store who bag your groceries by > throwing anything into whatever bag. Take 5 fucking seconds > and put boxes with boxes, produce with produce, eggs in > their own bag, bread products in their own bag, cans > together, etc... Instead I get the rejects throwing cans > on the eggs laying against sweaty chicken breasts laying > in beef blood all soaking through a paper bag.
They're just offering you their suggestions for preparation. :) Sacking milk and cat litter and other large items with HANDLES. Because presumably the handle of the flimsy plastic sack is better (sturdier?) than the handle they put on the cat litter, milk or laundry detergent. > 5. People on the bus who insist on talking louder than > everyone else combined. They talk about their crack > habits, rehab, their kids, who's fucking who, etc. I don't > care, the dude next to me doesn't care... no one but you > cares so STFU! I like a peaceful ride into work at 6:30 AM > ... not some dramatic story on how your got evicted, moved > in with your grandmother and smoked a joint with your > friends behind school. Around here lately we've been seeing a rash of ghetto people (i'm not saying it's a black thing, it's just most of them look like they'd like to be in a gang if they're not), using their cell-phones in the movie theater _during_ the movie. It seems to be really just an inner-city thing -- when we see "country" type people, even if they have a cell phone they don't use it during the movie. It's like living in the city has completely drummed out of them any sense of context -- i.e. any given thing can, will and should happen at any given moment no matter where you are or what you're doing. And don't seem to even notice when you point out to them that they're being obnoxious. "If we're all very quiet, we may have a chance to see... NO DAWG!!! YOU DIDN'T!!! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!! ... SHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Quiet, we're trying to do something over here. SORRY!!!!!!!!!! MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT MAN, WHERE YOU AT?! DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! 'SUP, HOOK A BROTHER UP!" > 9. Apple/Mac hardcore people. Your paltform is a platform, > it doesn't wipe my ass, make me dinner, or anything else > that Windows doesn't already do for me so stop trying to > convince me you are so much better... if you were so > much better we wouldn't be having this conversation in the > first place! http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/show.php?ItemID=2204 s. isaac dealey 954.522.6080 new epoch : isn't it time for a change? add features without fixtures with the onTap open source framework http://www.fusiontap.com http://coldfusion.sys-con.com/author/4806Dealey.htm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| All-in-one: antivirus, antispam, firewall for your PC and PDA. Buy Trend Micro PC-cillin Internet Security http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=60 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:157589 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
