You're making me glad I went through there at 2AM -- and extremely
confusing it was, even without other drivers to make things more
difficult.
For the record, I was coming from Albuquerque and trying to go to
Huntsville, and I have no idea what road I was on... all of them had
names like 30N/165W/35E/166S... or something,,,,

Dana

On 5/13/05, S. Isaac Dealey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > On 5/13/05, Duane Boudreau <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >> 2. Assholes who mistake the yield signs on on-ramps for
> >> speed up and cut as
> >> many cars off as possible signs.
> 
> > So true...  but also true:
> 
> > 3. Overly timid scaredy-cat drivers who mistake merge
> > signs for "slow
> > down till someone let you in" rather than "match the
> > merging traffic's
> > speed and freaking merge!".  Merge doesn't always mean
> > slow down,
> > sometimes it means speed the hell up!
> 
> There's an area in downtown Dallas known as "the mix master" -- their
> not-so-cute name for a place where several interstates cross with a
> maze of interchanges between them so that, in theory, you can get
> anywhere in the city by taking the freeway through downtown. One
> entrance ramp in particular from central-expressway (I-75) going north
> and getting onto I-30 (R. L. Thornton I think) going east has a big
> problem with this. People are already travelling at freeway speeds, 60
> is by the time they slow down a bit from I-75 (rather than launch
> themselves 50 ft into the air over I-30 because they couldn't control
> the turn), but invariably everyone insists that this place between two
> freeways where the speed limit is 55mph and traffic is invariably
> 70mph on _both_ freeways is either the perfect place for sight-seeing
> or a mandatory full-stop. Why? Because there's a relatively short
> distance (I think it's about 80-100ft) between where you can see the
> traffic you're merging with and where the entry lane ends. So
> apparently, the best solution to having a short distance in which got
> get up to speed and merge with this torrent of traffic barrelling down
> your left side is to come to a complete stop so that you can increase
> the amount of time needed to get up to speed. And you can't even slow
> down _behind_ the idiot/asshole stopped in front of you so that when
> they finally do get their head out of their ass and move you've got
> more stretch to speed up, because the instant you do that, the person
> behind you jumps the shoulder so they can mash the gas and then mash
> the breaks to come to a SCREETCHING halt behind the car you're waiting
> for. The end result is that the only way to handle the interchange in
> that direction is to maintain your speed until you can see the car
> that's stopped, SLAM the breaks, grind to a complete halt, wait for
> the asshole to remove his head from his sphincter and then do exactly
> as they did, wait for an opening, floor the gas and pray to god(s).
> There is a rare occasion on which you can actually pass sanely between
> them when nobody's stopped there, but not often -- less than 50% of
> the times I drove it.
> 
> 
> s. isaac dealey   954.522.6080
> new epoch : isn't it time for a change?
> 
> add features without fixtures with
> the onTap open source framework
> 
> http://www.fusiontap.com
> http://coldfusion.sys-con.com/author/4806Dealey.htm
> 
> 

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