Just remove the first and fourth points and you'll be sorted i.e.
Get drunk
Tell her she has a nice butt
Marry her
And repeat the first two as often as necessary.
BAM!
(been watching Emeril)
-----Original Message-----
From: Philip Arnold - ASP [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 10:14
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: I got a present today! (another story)
> Those are really great stories. Mine was far more romantic. I was
> stationed at the Presidio of Monterey studying Korean for the US Army
> when I met my wife. Well, she wasn't my wife at the time but she is
> now...but that's a different story...no wait...it's this
> story...anyways, some friends and I were driving around when I saw
> her. She was roller blading down the street with a friend of hers
> and she had just fallen down. She looked like God had put her on the
> Earth just for me. I knew I was in love from the moment I saw her.
> We pulled up to see if she was ok. She asked if she had any dirt on
> her butt and I replied ever-so-lovingly, "No, but it's big enough!"
> I laughed and laughed, she swore at me. She called me "asshole" for
> the next 6 months until one day, the planets all lined up just for us.
> We ran into each other at a bar...I was drunk....she was drunk....
> I told her she had a nice ass...she called me a pig. The rest is
> history. We we're married a year and a half later.
The Michael Corrigan method of chatting up women;
Insult the size of her butt
Get drunk
Tell her she has a nice butt
Get her to insult you loads
Marry her
Hmmmm, I don't think I'll try any of that on my Erika <g>
Philip Arnold
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Certified ColdFusion Developer
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