>From Arlo Guthrie's Alices Restaurant. "And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench."
On 2/6/06, Chesty Puller <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I'm tired today... sleep apnea seems to be kicking in a bit harder lately... > so what is the joke? :-) > > - Matt > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Zaphod Beeblebrox" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[email protected]> > Sent: Monday, February 06, 2006 11:38 AM > Subject: Re: A weird question > > > > /me moves off the 'Group W' bench that Matt is sitting on > > > > On 2/6/06, Chesty Puller <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> I was looking through my company's health plan today and, to my > >> astonishment, it covers transgender surgery. Do your health plans cover > >> this as well? I've never heard of this before in a health plan. Wow. > >> > >> - Matt > >> > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:195925 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
