An atom walks into a bar, looking rather depressed. The barkeep asks him what's wrong. "Oh, it's nothing. I just lost an electron somewhere." The barkeep aks him if he sure, and the atom replies, "Yep. I'm positive."
--Ben Ian Skinner wrote: > One of my oldest jokes, it should apply well to this audience. > > Q: "What is the difference between computers and humans?" > > > A: "With computers, the software goes into the hardware." [Rim shot] > > > > -------------- > Ian Skinner > Web Programmer > BloodSource > www.BloodSource.org > Sacramento, CA > > --------- > | 1 | | > --------- Binary Soduko > | | | > --------- > > "C code. C code run. Run code run. Please!" > - Cynthia Dunning > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:197654 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
