I am neither overwhelmingly liberal or conservative yet I didn't find this very funny. Who prepared this Karl Rove?
> I though some of these were rather amusing. SOme of them I disagree > with mind you, but the list seemed worth passing on. My apologies if > it's been circulating forever - I haven't seen it before but maybe I > am not on the right lists for that. > > Dana > > 21 Ways to be a good Democrat > > > > 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on > demand. > > 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and > governments create prosperity. > > 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans > are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands > of Iranian Islamic fundamentalists and North Korean communists. > > 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. > > 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by > cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected > by soccer moms driving SUV's. > > 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being > homosexual is natural. > > 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of > federal funding. > > 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach > 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids > about sex. > > 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony > activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. > > 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than > actually doing something to earn it. > > 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own > money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only. > > 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain > parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports > certain parts of the Constitution. > > 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too > high. > > 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are > more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert > E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. > > 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial > quotas and set-asides are not. > > 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very > nice person. > > 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked > anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in > charge. > > 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, > but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House. > > 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying guys in > drag, transvestites, bestiality and pedophilia should be > constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be > illegal. > > 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the > Chinese government is somehow in the best interest to the United > States. > > 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right > wing conspiracy and that people will forward it to their friends. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:200737 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
