Nick- love it, thanks reminds me of the one about the nun who goes to Heaven she is told because of her exemplary life, she can go back to earth as whomever she wants to be.
the nun says "I want to be Virginia Pipeline". St. Peter says "Whom?" The nun points to a newspaper article: "100 Men Lay Virginia Pipeline". -Ben -----Original Message----- From: Nick McClure [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 6:51 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Humor Funny stuff, sorry if anyone is offended by the language. After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee. Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "this is not what I was promised!" An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What the fuck did you think I said?" ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
