a good one! Thanks!
Nick McClure wrote: > Funny stuff, sorry if anyone is offended by the language. > > After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly > gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. > > "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr Washington, > slapping Osama in the face. > > Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' > liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. > > James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal > government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on > Osama's knee. > > Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James > Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. > As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back > toward the gate where he is to be judged. > > As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams > "this is not what I was promised!" > > An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. > What the fuck did you think I said?" > ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
