Live wires in the lawn with 30,000 volt step up transformers.
Scott A. Stewart
REAC/PASS-IT
(202)-475-8875
Brian Simmons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
12/11/2006 12:41 PM
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Subject: Merry X-mas? Not.
So, what do I do?
Last x-mas, a few punk kids jumped out of their car and proceeded to crush
and destroy some of the x-mas lawn ornaments we had out. Specifically a
blow-up moose family and snowman.
My neighbor caught the tail-end of the incident, but didn't get a license
plate number.
My 1.5 year old daughter was saddened that the ornaments were no longer
around, but quickly forgot about them.
Last night, some punk kids (I assume) struck again. They destroyed a new
8 foot polar bear and winnie-the-pooh blow-up decorations.
My now 2.5 year old is going to be devastated. It won't be as easy to
explain away this year, and with so much x-mas season to go.
I swear to god if I could my hands on those punks, I'd frickin' kill them.
They're pointless to society and could never amount to anything. They
wouldn't even be good at cleaning public urinals because they'd do such a
lousy job at it.
So, I'm open to suggestions. My wife is currently calling the police to
file a complaint, we didn't last year.
I was thinking of putting up a big sign in my front yard which reads:
=============================
Merry X-mas To The
Neighborhood Punk Vandals
Who Destroyed Our X-mas Lawn
Decorations Again This Year.
Your Parents Must Be Proud.
=============================
Anyone got anything better?
I do live in a deed-restricted neighborhood, but it is not gated. It's
supposed to be a nicer neighborhood in Tampa, but obviously has it's share
of jerks.
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