So is trespassing. > -----Original Message----- > From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 1:59 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Merry X-mas? Not. > > I seem to remember something about that being illegal :) > > On 12/11/06, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Live wires in the lawn with 30,000 volt step up transformers. > > > > Scott A. Stewart > > REAC/PASS-IT > > (202)-475-8875 > > > > > > > > > > Brian Simmons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > 12/11/2006 12:41 PM > > Please respond to cf-community > > > > > > To: CF-Community <[email protected]> > > cc: (bcc: Scott A. Stewart/REAC/HHQ/HUD) > > Subject: Merry X-mas? Not. > > > > > > So, what do I do? > > > > Last x-mas, a few punk kids jumped out of their car and proceeded to crush > > and destroy some of the x-mas lawn ornaments we had out. Specifically a > > blow-up moose family and snowman. > > My neighbor caught the tail-end of the incident, but didn't get a license > > plate number. > > > > My 1.5 year old daughter was saddened that the ornaments were no longer > > around, but quickly forgot about them. > > > > Last night, some punk kids (I assume) struck again. They destroyed a new > > 8 foot polar bear and winnie-the-pooh blow-up decorations. > > > > My now 2.5 year old is going to be devastated. It won't be as easy to > > explain away this year, and with so much x-mas season to go. > > > > I swear to god if I could my hands on those punks, I'd frickin' kill them. > > They're pointless to society and could never amount to anything. They > > wouldn't even be good at cleaning public urinals because they'd do such a > > lousy job at it. > > > > So, I'm open to suggestions. My wife is currently calling the police to > > file a complaint, we didn't last year. > > > > I was thinking of putting up a big sign in my front yard which reads: > > ============================= > > Merry X-mas To The > > Neighborhood Punk Vandals > > Who Destroyed Our X-mas Lawn > > Decorations Again This Year. > > Your Parents Must Be Proud. > > ============================= > > > > Anyone got anything better? > > > > I do live in a deed-restricted neighborhood, but it is not gated. It's > > supposed to be a nicer neighborhood in Tampa, but obviously has it's share > > of jerks. > > > > > > > > > >
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