Well geez Ben, at least I spelled the big one right.  Some peoples
gastrointestinal tracts might look like they passed a train?

-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
Sent: Monday, June 03, 2002 4:58 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: EU quota likely for flatulent cows

Track = railroad
Tract = gastrointestinal

> Well poop....my ass is causing global warming...forget my SUV.  We
must
> tell mother nature to make more low emission gastrointestinal tracks.
> Where is Corporate Average Flatulence Emission Standards!
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
> Sent: Monday, June 03, 2002 4:13 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: EU quota likely for flatulent cows
> 
> Restricted - HOW ?
> "put a cork in it" ??
> 
> > Gas emissions from flatulent cows could soon be restricted by a EU
> quota system 
> > as penal as that imposed on milk production, an
> > agricultural expert has predicted.
> > 
> > Environmental scientist Professor Frank Convery claims cows breaking
> wind and 
> > belching account for 35% of Ireland's green-house gas
> > emissions. These have been linked to global climate change.
> > 
> > "When you have an agricultural economy - we have over eight million
> cows in the 
> > Republic of Ireland - you end up producing a lot of
> > greenhouse gas. It's similar in Northern Ireland," he said.
> > 
> > More here:
> > 
> >
>
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/northern_ireland/newsid_662000/66239
> 7.stm
> > 
> > 
> 
> 

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