>>| From: Philip Arnold - ASP [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
>>| 
>>| Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

But I can. I practice this, because it always annoyed me.

>>| Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

So the body doesn't flop out if the carriers accidently drop it?

>>| Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Because it's a drop of water, while snow is a flake of ice.

>>| Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?

Cause it sucks.

>>| Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an 
>>| address,you turn down the volume on the radio?

Because the noise interferes with the thought process in your head.


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