All of these jokes are proof that Philip must have an AOL account.... ----- Original Message ----- From: "Philip Arnold - ASP" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 8:56 AM Subject: Life's truisms !
> Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? > > Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? > > Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins > Lottery" > > Why is a boxing ring square? > > Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a > coffin? > > Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? > > Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on > "Start"? > > Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an > address,you turn down the volume on the radio? > > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and > dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? > > Why is the man who invests all your money called a > broker? > > Why isn't there a special name for the back of your > knee? > > Can fat people go skinny-dipping? > > > > > > > Philip Arnold > Technical Director > Certified ColdFusion Developer > ASP Multimedia Limited > Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 > Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 > > www.aspmedia.co.uk > www.aspevents.net > > An ISO9001 registered company. > > ********************************************************************** > This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they > are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify > the system manager. > ********************************************************************** > > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
