Why is it than when a man makes a few simple statements his wife has to come back and show where he was wrong?
;) > -----Original Message----- > From: Erika L. Walker-Arnold [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 9:13 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Life's truisms ! > > >>| From: Philip Arnold - ASP [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > >>| > >>| Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? > > But I can. I practice this, because it always annoyed me. > > >>| Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? > > So the body doesn't flop out if the carriers accidently drop it? > > >>| Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? > > Because it's a drop of water, while snow is a flake of ice. > > >>| Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"? > > Cause it sucks. > > >>| Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an > >>| address,you turn down the volume on the radio? > > Because the noise interferes with the thought process in your head. > > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
