I think VH1 should do a Behind the Music-esque special where they go into depth about what he was doing during those 21 years.
"Jesus then floated from band to band and while the "Bethlehem City Rollers" did have a strong local following and their song "Sabbath-day Night" did chart, they never broke out beyond it's borders. Jesus soon tired of the constant touring, lame donkeys and sandstorms. It was then he started thinking up ways to have the fans come to him insteadÂ…" On Feb 14, 2013, at 3:37 PM, GMoney <[email protected]> wrote: > > He was born in a barn, then when he was 9, he preached in a temple. > > Then he disappeared for 21 years or so....presumably he went to high > school, got acne, got a girlfriend, broke up, bought a pony, suped it up, > tried drugs, grew out of that, moved out, got a job (carpenter), etc. etc. > This is the part of the story where, if you were turning it into a made for > TV movie, you'd do a montage to the music of Bob Seger. > > So anyway, he turns back up at 30 and then basically fits a lifetime of > shit into 3 event filled years, which ends with a pretty nasty hanging. But > if you believe his droogs, three days later he's given a 40 day reprieve, > during which he haunts a few people and forever taints the name > "Thomas"...before a stiff breeze carries him away. > > So naw, they didn't miss him. > > On Thu, Feb 14, 2013 at 3:29 PM, Sam <[email protected]> wrote: > >> >> Didn't they almost miss him last time? >> >> . >> >> On Thu, Feb 14, 2013 at 4:07 PM, GMoney <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>> Won't notice? Don't most Christians think his next return will be during >>> the rapture? >>> >>> If so, i think people might notice. >>> >> >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:361320 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
