ok, that's funny ;)

On Fri, Feb 15, 2013 at 12:11 PM, Eric Roberts
<[email protected]> wrote:
>
> His biggest hit was as lead singer of Nazareth ;-)
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: LRS Scout [mailto:[email protected]]
> Sent: Friday, February 15, 2013 1:16 PM
> To: cf-community
> Subject: Re: Time to Re-Pope
>
>
> Man, you guys are on a damned roll today :) On Feb 15, 2013 2:11 PM,
> "zaphod" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>> I think VH1 should do a Behind the Music-esque special where they go
>> into depth about what he was doing during those 21 years.
>>
>> "Jesus then floated from band to band and while the "Bethlehem City
>> Rollers" did have a strong local following and their song "Sabbath-day
>> Night" did chart, they never broke out beyond it's borders.  Jesus
>> soon tired of the constant touring, lame donkeys and sandstorms.  It
>> was then he started thinking up ways to have the fans come to him
> instead."
>>
>>
>> On Feb 14, 2013, at 3:37 PM, GMoney <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > He was born in a barn, then when he was 9, he preached in a temple.
>> >
>> > Then he disappeared for 21 years or so....presumably he went to high
>> > school, got acne, got a girlfriend, broke up, bought a pony, suped
>> > it up, tried drugs, grew out of that, moved out, got a job (carpenter),
> etc.
>> etc.
>> > This is the part of the story where, if you were turning it into a
>> > made
>> for
>> > TV movie, you'd do a montage to the music of Bob Seger.
>> >
>> > So anyway, he turns back up at 30 and then basically fits a lifetime
>> > of shit into 3 event filled years, which ends with a pretty nasty
> hanging.
>> But
>> > if you believe his droogs, three days later he's given a 40 day
>> > reprieve, during which he haunts a few people and forever taints the
>> > name "Thomas"...before a stiff breeze carries him away.
>> >
>> > So naw, they didn't miss him.
>> >
>> > On Thu, Feb 14, 2013 at 3:29 PM, Sam <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Didn't they almost miss him last time?
>> >>
>> >> .
>> >>
>> >> On Thu, Feb 14, 2013 at 4:07 PM, GMoney <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> Won't notice? Don't most Christians think his next return will be
>> during
>> >>> the rapture?
>> >>>
>> >>> If so, i think people might notice.
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
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