Man, you guys are on a damned roll today :) On Feb 15, 2013 2:11 PM, "zaphod" <[email protected]> wrote:
> > I think VH1 should do a Behind the Music-esque special where they go into > depth about what he was doing during those 21 years. > > "Jesus then floated from band to band and while the "Bethlehem City > Rollers" did have a strong local following and their song "Sabbath-day > Night" did chart, they never broke out beyond it's borders. Jesus soon > tired of the constant touring, lame donkeys and sandstorms. It was then he > started thinking up ways to have the fans come to him insteadÂ…" > > > On Feb 14, 2013, at 3:37 PM, GMoney <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > He was born in a barn, then when he was 9, he preached in a temple. > > > > Then he disappeared for 21 years or so....presumably he went to high > > school, got acne, got a girlfriend, broke up, bought a pony, suped it up, > > tried drugs, grew out of that, moved out, got a job (carpenter), etc. > etc. > > This is the part of the story where, if you were turning it into a made > for > > TV movie, you'd do a montage to the music of Bob Seger. > > > > So anyway, he turns back up at 30 and then basically fits a lifetime of > > shit into 3 event filled years, which ends with a pretty nasty hanging. > But > > if you believe his droogs, three days later he's given a 40 day reprieve, > > during which he haunts a few people and forever taints the name > > "Thomas"...before a stiff breeze carries him away. > > > > So naw, they didn't miss him. > > > > On Thu, Feb 14, 2013 at 3:29 PM, Sam <[email protected]> wrote: > > > >> > >> Didn't they almost miss him last time? > >> > >> . > >> > >> On Thu, Feb 14, 2013 at 4:07 PM, GMoney <[email protected]> wrote: > >>> > >>> Won't notice? Don't most Christians think his next return will be > during > >>> the rapture? > >>> > >>> If so, i think people might notice. > >>> > >> > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:361325 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
