This reminds me of an experience I had. When two friends of mine went to get married they were asked if they were related. She was a very large black woman, he was a very skinny white man. They laughed and said no. They were told this is standard practice to ask this regardless of looks. This was in Springfield MO which is about an hour from Branson and the Arkansas state border.
My ex-wife and I went to Arkansas to get married. She and I are both white and have the same build. When we went for the marriage license all they asked for was $25.00 and a drivers license with no concern about us possibly being related. Before anyone says anything, no we are not related unless you count cousins. ;) So to make a long story short and to quote Homer Simpson "It's funny because it's true". Phillip Broussard Tracker Marine Group 417-873-5957 ----- Original Message ----- From: "Erika L. Walker-Arnold" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, July 21, 2002 3:46 PM Subject: Hillbilly Honeymoon > Hillbilly Honeymoon > > A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The > husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. > The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says > "Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin." > The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the > top of his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers house. When he > gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're > supposed to be on your honeymoon." > The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's > a virgin." > "Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good > enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!" > > ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
