lol i know about the ozarks but i figured since you can be a programmer then you must be one of the "lucky" ones ;)
Bill Wheatley Senior Database Developer Macromedia Certified Advanced Coldfusion Developer EDIETS.COM 954.360.9022 X159 ICQ 417645 ----- Original Message ----- From: "Phillip B" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, July 22, 2002 12:08 PM Subject: Re: Hillbilly Honeymoon > LMAO > > No we really aren't cousins. I'll be nice and not tell you guys about the > true stories of the Ozarks. HEEheheheeh > > Phillip Broussard > Tracker Marine Group > 417-873-5957 > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Bill Wheatley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Monday, July 22, 2002 10:51 AM > Subject: Re: Hillbilly Honeymoon > > > > jesssh please tell me you didn't marry a first cousin?? you inbreeding son > > of a biatch!! :) > > > > really I'm hoping it wasn't a 1st cousin lol > > > > Bill Wheatley > > Senior Database Developer > > Macromedia Certified Advanced Coldfusion Developer > > EDIETS.COM > > 954.360.9022 X159 > > ICQ 417645 > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Phillip B" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Monday, July 22, 2002 11:38 AM > > Subject: Re: Hillbilly Honeymoon > > > > > > > This reminds me of an experience I had. > > > > > > When two friends of mine went to get married they were asked if they > were > > > related. She was a very large black woman, he was a very skinny white > man. > > > They laughed and said no. They were told this is standard practice to > ask > > > this regardless of looks. This was in Springfield MO which is about an > > hour > > > from Branson and the Arkansas state border. > > > > > > My ex-wife and I went to Arkansas to get married. She and I are both > white > > > and have the same build. When we went for the marriage license all they > > > asked for was $25.00 and a drivers license with no concern about us > > possibly > > > being related. Before anyone says anything, no we are not related unless > > you > > > count cousins. ;) > > > > > > So to make a long story short and to quote Homer Simpson "It's funny > > because > > > it's true". > > > > > > Phillip Broussard > > > Tracker Marine Group > > > 417-873-5957 > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "Erika L. Walker-Arnold" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > Sent: Sunday, July 21, 2002 3:46 PM > > > Subject: Hillbilly Honeymoon > > > > > > > > > > Hillbilly Honeymoon > > > > > > > > A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The > > > > husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. > > > > The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says > > > > "Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin." > > > > The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the > > > > top of his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers house. When he > > > > gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're > > > > supposed to be on your honeymoon." > > > > The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's > > > > a virgin." > > > > "Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good > > > > enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
