LMAO No we really aren't cousins. I'll be nice and not tell you guys about the true stories of the Ozarks. HEEheheheeh
Phillip Broussard Tracker Marine Group 417-873-5957 ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bill Wheatley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, July 22, 2002 10:51 AM Subject: Re: Hillbilly Honeymoon > jesssh please tell me you didn't marry a first cousin?? you inbreeding son > of a biatch!! :) > > really I'm hoping it wasn't a 1st cousin lol > > Bill Wheatley > Senior Database Developer > Macromedia Certified Advanced Coldfusion Developer > EDIETS.COM > 954.360.9022 X159 > ICQ 417645 > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Phillip B" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Monday, July 22, 2002 11:38 AM > Subject: Re: Hillbilly Honeymoon > > > > This reminds me of an experience I had. > > > > When two friends of mine went to get married they were asked if they were > > related. She was a very large black woman, he was a very skinny white man. > > They laughed and said no. They were told this is standard practice to ask > > this regardless of looks. This was in Springfield MO which is about an > hour > > from Branson and the Arkansas state border. > > > > My ex-wife and I went to Arkansas to get married. She and I are both white > > and have the same build. When we went for the marriage license all they > > asked for was $25.00 and a drivers license with no concern about us > possibly > > being related. Before anyone says anything, no we are not related unless > you > > count cousins. ;) > > > > So to make a long story short and to quote Homer Simpson "It's funny > because > > it's true". > > > > Phillip Broussard > > Tracker Marine Group > > 417-873-5957 > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Erika L. Walker-Arnold" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Sunday, July 21, 2002 3:46 PM > > Subject: Hillbilly Honeymoon > > > > > > > Hillbilly Honeymoon > > > > > > A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The > > > husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. > > > The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says > > > "Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin." > > > The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the > > > top of his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers house. When he > > > gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're > > > supposed to be on your honeymoon." > > > The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's > > > a virgin." > > > "Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good > > > enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!" > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
