Phew, at least no one's blaming Canada this time. ----- Original Message ----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Date: Wednesday, July 31, 2002 9:26 am Subject: RE: Beached Whales
> Let me know when you've finished your in depth (so to speak) > analysis. I'm > doing my own study... > > Have these whales recently been laid off from Worldcom or Enron? > Did these whales own stock in the technology sector? > Did any attorneys recently approach them and offer to sue the > planet if only > they would beach themselves again? > Do the whales weigh roughly the same as a very large duck? > > -Cameron > > ----------------- > Cameron Childress > Sumo Consulting Inc. > --- > cell: 678-637-5072 > aim: cameroncf > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Wednesday, July 31, 2002 11:03 AM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: RE: Beached Whales > > > > > > It hits my "tenuous string of connected facts" nerve. > > > > It reminds me of the scene in the Holy Grail, where the > > knight is conducting a trial: > > > > What do we do with witches? > > "We burn them". > > What else burns? > > Wood. > > What else does wood do? > > It floats. > > What else floats? > > (small rocks. Churches) Ducks. > > So if she weighs the same as a duck, she must be a witch. > > > > A couple of facts scattered here and there might help, a bit. > > > > Were there tests of active sonar going on in the region? > > Have these whales beached themselves before? > > Were they sick? > > Were they trapped in an area that had a large high-low tide surge? > > > > I just see too much speculation these days (not just this > > post, but a general trend - highlighted nightly on the "news" > > channels") without bothering to gather any actual facts. > > > > Jerry Johnson > > > > >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 07/31/02 10:24AM >>> > > Hi Jerry, looks like I hit a nerve > > > > > Not that I think it couldn't possibly be sonar, but why not wait > > > till the facts are in before shouting the sky is falling. > > > > I'm not sure I cried that they sky is falling, but I did present an > > alternate explanation to seismic disturbances or temperature > > variations. > > > > Keep your panties on, if you also have an alternate > > explanation, please > > share. I, unlike some on the list, have an open mind about > > these things. > > > > -Cameron > > > > PS: I am pretty sure the sky is falling, a piece of it hit > > my driveway two > > weeks ago. > > > > ----------------- > > Cameron Childress > > Sumo Consulting Inc. > > --- > > cell: 678-637-5072 > > aim: cameroncf > > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
