Zha Zha Gabor?
Hmm. No, I'm driving the bus. I mean, 'It is Tony Blair, you fool!' Er...
42?
I like that one. I'll have to see if I can get my Dad with it. I /know/ I
can get my sister. :-) She's plenty smart, but never pays attention.
--Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software
: -----Original Message-----
: From: Jacob [mailto:jacob@;excaliburfilms.com]
: Sent: Monday, October 21, 2002 5:12 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Re: GW joke
:
:
: Mary's father has five daughters...
:
: 1. JaJa
: 2. JeJe
: 3. JiJI
: 4. JoJo
:
: What was the name of the fifth daughter?
:
: At 05:08 PM 10/21/2002 -0400, you wrote:
: >While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen.
: >He asks her what her leadership philosophy is.
: >She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks
: >how she knows if they're intelligent.
: >
: >"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen.
: "Allow me to
: >demonstrate."
: >
: >She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this
: >question: Your mother has a child, and your
: >father has a child, and this child is not your brother or
: sister. Who is it?"
: >
: >Tony Blair responds, "It is I, ma'am."
: >
: >"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and
: >says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
: >
: >"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
: >
: >Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of
: >the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the
: >test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says,
: "Senator Helms,
: >I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
: >
: >"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
: >
: >"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and
: this child
: >is not your brother or your sister. Who is
: >it?"
: >Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back
: >to you?"
: >
: >Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other
: >senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over
: >the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.
: >
: >Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State
: Department
: >and explains his problem.
: >
: >"Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father
: has a child,
: >and this child is not your brother or your
: >sister. Who is it?"
: >
: >Powell answers immediately, "It is I, of course, you fool."
: >
: >Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and
: exclaims, "I know
: >the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin
: >Powell!"
: >
: >And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you idiot, it's Tony Blair!"
: >
: >
: >
:
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