Thank you, Mr. Moore, for your selfish and sightless insightfulness.

  To further Moore's ingenious, yet somewhat unConstitutional, ideals, I
would like to advocate the following, to help make America become the safest
country on earth.

  1: When purchasing a set of tires for your vehicle, you will be required
to fill out a federal form registering the new tread pattern to you and your
vehicle. When that particular tread mark is found near the scene of future
crimes in your area, the police will immediately come to you and ask you to
prove where you were at the time of the crime.

  2: Ditto for the shoes on your feet. You hear a lot of foot prints left
behind at crime scenes. In fact, had shoe registration been mandated before
the death of Nicole Simpson, the murderer would have been caught.

  3: Fingerprints are next. Everyone must have their fingerprints stored in
the FBI's computers. Besides, if you aren't a criminal, what do you have to
hide?

  4: Next, everyone will provide their local police department with copies
of keys to their homes, vehicles, and businesses. The police must be able to
freely go anywhere they want. Only in this way, can the police have the
tools required to keep crime at bay. To keep terrorism from engulfing and
destroying us all. Cops are the most trustworthy and honorable people on the
face of this planet (followed closely by politicians). Besides, if you
aren't a criminal, what do you have to hide?

  5: Dental impressions will be registered as well as dna samples. Hair
samples. Retina scans. Body heat patterns. Face scans. Voice patterns. (Did
you know that the technology exists for producing an image of your head and
face based on a voice sample? It starts by generating your voice box and
then your skull, and then uses reconstruction techniques to lay the skin
down.)

  All are presumed guilty. What do YOU have to hide?




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