I'll volunteer to be a taste tester for sex-flavored jelly beans - especially making sure they taste like the real thing. (Does "not" taste like chicken.)
<wicked Benny grin> >From: "Harkins,Patrick" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: RE: omg, VOMIT jellybeans?? >Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 11:55:54 -0500 > >ROFLMAO - That was the funniest thing I've read in a while! > >Patrick > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Jim Davis [mailto:jim@;depressedpress.com] > > Sent: Monday, November 04, 2002 10:37 AM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: RE: omg, VOMIT jellybeans?? > > > > > > > I tried these. I went to the JellyBelly warehouse that is > > > near my house, > > > and they give free samples within the store. When the woman > > > handed them > > > to me, I assumed that they just had disgusting names, but > > would taste > > > fine. I was WRONG! I tried half a bite of the vomit one and > > > spent the > > > next 10 minutes trying to get the taste out of my mouth. > > > After that, I > > > couldn't bring myself to try the booger one, or any of the > > > other flavors. > > > =( > > > > But remember - there's some poor group deep inside the JellyBelly > > factory that usually gets assignments like "make sure this tastes of > > cherry". For weeks they had to write reports on how close to > > vomit-flavored test jelly beans had become... > > > > "Test Number 142, Batch number 6,405: Closest yet, although > > it still has > > a marked rotten apple aftertaste. Suggest more digestive > > acid and less > > fructose. Please kill me." > > > > I think that they earned there pensions right there. And to > > think, some > > of them probbly complained when "pina colada" was being tested... > > > > Jim Davis > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm
