FW: communication >>A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and >>he asked her, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, >>"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the >>property with a stream running by." >> >>"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "Why, >>it is made of concrete, of course," she responded. >> >>"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?" "I have an >>aunt and uncle living here in town, as well as my husband's >>parents." >> >>He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "we have a >>two-car carport and have never really needed one." >> >>"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your >>marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We >>don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question >>is 'yes'." >> >>"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, >>"about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." >> >>Finally, frustrated and at the end of his rope, the judge asked, >>"Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," >>she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. It's my husband that >>does. He says he can't communicate with me." >> >> >>
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