LOL! This one made it into my "Nifty Things" board. Hatton
Adam Reynolds wrote: > FW: communication > >>>A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and >>>he asked her, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, >>>"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the >>>property with a stream running by." >>> >>>"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "Why, >>>it is made of concrete, of course," she responded. >>> >>>"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?" "I have an >>>aunt and uncle living here in town, as well as my husband's >>>parents." >>> >>>He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "we have a >>>two-car carport and have never really needed one." >>> >>>"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your >>>marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We >>>don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question >>>is 'yes'." >>> >>>"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, >>>"about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." >>> >>>Finally, frustrated and at the end of his rope, the judge asked, >>>"Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," >>>she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. It's my husband that >>>does. He says he can't communicate with me." >>> >>> >>> >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com
