ROFLMAO going to send this to a bunch of people thanks! -Ben
>From: "Adam Reynolds" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: FW: communication Date: Thu, 14 Nov 2002 14:41:26 -0000 > >FW: communication > >>A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and > >>he asked her, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, > >>"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the > >>property with a stream running by." > >> > >>"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "Why, > >>it is made of concrete, of course," she responded. > >> > >>"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?" "I have an > >>aunt and uncle living here in town, as well as my husband's > >>parents." > >> > >>He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "we have a > >>two-car carport and have never really needed one." > >> > >>"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your > >>marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We > >>don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question > >>is 'yes'." > >> > >>"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, > >>"about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." > >> > >>Finally, frustrated and at the end of his rope, the judge asked, > >>"Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," > >>she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. It's my husband that > >>does. He says he can't communicate with me." > >> > >> > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm
