oi mr 0!! http://www.naircare.com/products/index.asp
It's a lotion/creme chicks can use to put on their legs and then they can just "wipe" the hair off, since it's not cut, it is supposed to last longer than shaving. I got tired of shaving my head one year when I was on contract in Kansas, so I thought, hey what the hell, I'll give it a go. Was up most of the nite, so I didn't get started until around midnite or so. Product says leave on 20 minutes at max (or some shit like that), So I figured 20 minutes would do the job. Lathered up my head, let it sit, then went to "wipe" it off, Well, it does work...kinda. Left a bunch of patch bits, so I thought I should do it again. Repeated the process, but this time when I went to "gently wipe" it off, I took the towel by both ends and ripped it back and forth like I polishing my head. Woohoo most of the hair came off along with several layers of skin I'd reckon. By then my scalp was on fire, and I still had a handprint of hair missing from the front, where I had done the first wipe. All I could do was prop a pillow up and lean against the wall. Had to wear a bandana to work the next day, and was of course sent home... oh well live and learn. hmmm wonder if I can get it waxed? :) Crit ------------------------------------ Tuesday, December 3, 2002, 6:01:13 AM, you wrote: SG> Help us UK peeps out .. wtf is Nair ? SG> SteG. SG> -----Original Message----- SG> From: Critz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] SG> Sent: 03 December 2002 11:02 SG> To: CF-Community SG> Subject: Re: Virus Warning - Honest it is SG> oi Philip!! PAA>> It will replace your shampoo with Nair SG> I would just like to state that the above is a very very bad thing, and can SG> be extremely painful and SG> cause a person to not be able to lay down properly for about 3 days.......or SG> so I've heard :) SG> Crit SG> ------------------------------------ SG> Tuesday, December 3, 2002, 5:02:37 AM, you wrote: PAA>> If you receive an e-mail entitled "HOLYCOW," delete it immediately. Do PAA>> not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only SG> erase PAA>> everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on SG> disks PAA>> within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of PAA>> your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the PAA>> tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any PAA>> CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call PAA>> only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. SG> It PAA>> will drink ALL your beer. PAA>> FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!?!?!? PAA>> It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are SG> expecting PAA>> company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with PAA>> Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your PAA>> back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will SG> cause PAA>> you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun PAA>> until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing PAA>> all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable PAA>> misspellings that grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. PAA>> If the "HOLYCOW" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it PAA>> will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in PAA>> dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the PAA>> forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows; it will also refill PAA>> your skim milk with whole milk. PAA>> **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN !!** PAA>> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so PAA>> hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of PAA>> you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this PAA>> to everyone... PAA>> Philip Arnold PAA>> Technical Director PAA>> Certified ColdFusion Developer PAA>> ASP Multimedia Limited PAA>> Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 PAA>> Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 PAA>> www.aspmedia.co.uk PAA>> www.aspevents.net PAA>> An ISO9001 registered company. PAA>> ********************************************************************** PAA>> This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and PAA>> intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they PAA>> are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify PAA>> the system manager. PAA>> ********************************************************************** PAA>> SG> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
