ahH NAIR is evil i tried it on my head instead of using a razor...well needless to say
I dont know how anyone can find chemical burns sexy or smooth or even pleasant on your thighs or legs but on your head man it is highly painfull and unattractive. For some reason the girls don't try to get a piece when it looks like you have lesions on your head ----- Original Message ----- From: "Critz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2002 6:02 AM Subject: Re: Virus Warning - Honest it is > oi Philip!! > > PAA> It will replace your shampoo with Nair > > > I would just like to state that the above is a very very bad thing, and can be extremely painful and > cause a person to not be able to lay down properly for about 3 days.......or so I've heard :) > > > Crit > > > > > ------------------------------------ > Tuesday, December 3, 2002, 5:02:37 AM, you wrote: > > PAA> If you receive an e-mail entitled "HOLYCOW," delete it immediately. Do > PAA> not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase > PAA> everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks > PAA> within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of > PAA> your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the > PAA> tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any > PAA> CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call > PAA> only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It > PAA> will drink ALL your beer. > > PAA> FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!?!?!? > > PAA> It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting > PAA> company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with > PAA> Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your > PAA> back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause > PAA> you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun > PAA> until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing > PAA> all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable > PAA> misspellings that grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. > > PAA> If the "HOLYCOW" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it > PAA> will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in > PAA> dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the > PAA> forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows; it will also refill > PAA> your skim milk with whole milk. > > PAA> **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN !!** > > PAA> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so > PAA> hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of > PAA> you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this > PAA> to everyone... > > > > PAA> Philip Arnold > PAA> Technical Director > PAA> Certified ColdFusion Developer > PAA> ASP Multimedia Limited > PAA> Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 > PAA> Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 > > PAA> www.aspmedia.co.uk > PAA> www.aspevents.net > > PAA> An ISO9001 registered company. > > PAA> ********************************************************************** > PAA> This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > PAA> intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they > PAA> are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify > PAA> the system manager. > PAA> ********************************************************************** > > > PAA> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
