Conversely, when your _wife_ falls asleep in the Lazy-boy after a rough evening of beer, pretzels, and football, retire to the bedroom and get your DVD from Adam and Eve from beneath the mattress....
--> -----Original Message----- --> From: Candace Cottrell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] --> Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 7:30 AM --> To: CF-Community --> Subject: RE: Hot dang, those were the days.... --> --> When your husband falls asleep in the Lazy-boy after a rough evening of --> Beer, pretzels, and football, retire to the bedroom and get Mr. Fun from --> beneath the mattress.... --> --> Candace K. Cottrell, Web Developer --> The Children's Medical Center --> One Children's Plaza --> Dayton, OH 45404 --> 937-641-4293 --> http://www.childrensdayton.org --> --> --> [EMAIL PROTECTED] --> --> >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 1/8/2003 10:08:51 AM >>> --> Anyone care to speculate on how this would read today? --> --> "When retiring to the bedroom..." --> --> M --> --> -----Original Message----- --> From: Adam Reynolds [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] --> Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 5:57 AM --> To: CF-Community --> Subject: Hot dang, those were the days.... --> --> --> This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for --> girls, --> which was printed in the UK in 1963...... --> --> --> "When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as --> possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your --> tired --> husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do --> for --> his train, but remember to look your best when going to bed. --> --> Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you --> need --> to apply face cream or hair rollers, wait until he is asleep before --> doing --> so, as it can be shocking for a man last thing at night. --> --> When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your --> husband, it --> is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular, your --> commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately --> afterwards, then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's --> wishes. --> --> Do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. --> --> Should your husband suggest congress, then, agree humbly all the while --> being --> mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. --> --> When he reaches his moment of fulfilment, a small moan from yourself --> is --> encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that --> you --> may have had. --> --> Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be --> obedient --> and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by maintaining silence. --> --> It is likely that your husband will fall promptly asleep after --> relations --> have concluded, so once he is fast asleep, adjust your clothing, --> freshen up --> and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set --> the --> alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This --> will --> enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes." --> --> --> --> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
