Bill, what you do in your personal time is your business.... ;) Candace K. Cottrell, Web Developer The Children's Medical Center One Children's Plaza Dayton, OH 45404 937-641-4293 http://www.childrensdayton.org [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 1/8/2003 10:37:04 AM >>> no no After you've strapped the wife upto the rack. Make sure get get the candles and feathers and riding crop and be prepared for a long night! ----- Original Message ----- From: "Candace Cottrell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 10:30 AM Subject: RE: Hot dang, those were the days.... > When your husband falls asleep in the Lazy-boy after a rough evening of > Beer, pretzels, and football, retire to the bedroom and get Mr. Fun from > beneath the mattress.... > > Candace K. Cottrell, Web Developer > The Children's Medical Center > One Children's Plaza > Dayton, OH 45404 > 937-641-4293 > http://www.childrensdayton.org > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 1/8/2003 10:08:51 AM >>> > Anyone care to speculate on how this would read today? > > "When retiring to the bedroom..." > > M > > -----Original Message----- > From: Adam Reynolds [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 5:57 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Hot dang, those were the days.... > > > This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for > girls, > which was printed in the UK in 1963...... > > > "When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as > possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your > tired > husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do > for > his train, but remember to look your best when going to bed. > > Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you > need > to apply face cream or hair rollers, wait until he is asleep before > doing > so, as it can be shocking for a man last thing at night. > > When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your > husband, it > is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular, your > commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately > afterwards, then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's > wishes. > > Do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. > > Should your husband suggest congress, then, agree humbly all the while > being > mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. > > When he reaches his moment of fulfilment, a small moan from yourself > is > encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that > you > may have had. > > Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be > obedient > and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by maintaining silence. > > It is likely that your husband will fall promptly asleep after > relations > have concluded, so once he is fast asleep, adjust your clothing, > freshen up > and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set > the > alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This > will > enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes." > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
