A tachyon walks into a Catholic church. The priest looks at him and says,
"No mass today."
Did you hear about the gravtion band? They only know one song: "He's not
heavy, he's my brother" Falling fast on the Billboard charts.
What's the integral of one over cabin? Log cabin!
Remember: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the
precipitate.
My goodness, I'm such a geek.
That last one wasn't a joke.
-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -----Original Message-----
: From: Nick McClure [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 2:05 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Bad Joke Friday!
:
:
: A Neutron walks into a bar, has a few drinks and asks the bartender what
: the tab is. Bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
:
: An electron walks into a bar, he sits down and starts yelling and
: cussing at the patrons. The bartender walks over and asks, "Hey, why so
: negative?"
:
: A Pirate walks into a bar with a large ship steering wheel on his belt.
: Confused, a patron approached and asked if he know the wheel was there,
: The Pirate replied, "Arg, I know, its driving me nuts"
:
: A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
:
: Try the veal.
:
:
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