see inline....

: I didnt get any of these....
: A tachyon walks into a Catholic church.  The priest looks at him and
: says,
: "No mass today."

Tachyons don't have mass as we understand it.

: Did you hear about the gravtion band?  They only know one song:  "He's
: not
: heavy, he's my brother"  Falling fast on the Billboard charts.

Graviton...  gravity...  heavy....

: What's the integral of one over cabin?  Log cabin!

The integral of 1/x is log(x).

: Remember:  If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the
: precipitate.

Chemistry joke.  If you aren't dissolved in the solution, you are either a
precipitate (solid junk at the bottom) or an effervescence (gas bubbling
off).

: My goodness, I'm such a geek.

I'm a geek.  See above, and reference the fact I think all that's funny.

: That last one wasn't a joke.

*sigh*  It's just not as much fun if you have to have it explained.  Like
Flash jokes.  (No, BenB, not jokes about flashing.  I get those.)

--BenD


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