If it makes you feel any better Ben, I got them all and enjoyed them greatly. I'm a geek too and proud of it. Just wish I could pick up women better. Talking about how powerfull my hardware is just doesn't seem to cut it! Not even with female geeks!
DRE > -----Original Message----- > From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 12:40 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Bad Joke Friday! > > > see inline.... > > : I didnt get any of these.... > : A tachyon walks into a Catholic church. The priest looks at him and > : says, > : "No mass today." > > Tachyons don't have mass as we understand it. > > : Did you hear about the gravtion band? They only know one > song: "He's > : not > : heavy, he's my brother" Falling fast on the Billboard charts. > > Graviton... gravity... heavy.... > > : What's the integral of one over cabin? Log cabin! > > The integral of 1/x is log(x). > > : Remember: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the > : precipitate. > > Chemistry joke. If you aren't dissolved in the solution, you > are either a precipitate (solid junk at the bottom) or an > effervescence (gas bubbling off). > > : My goodness, I'm such a geek. > > I'm a geek. See above, and reference the fact I think all > that's funny. > > : That last one wasn't a joke. > > *sigh* It's just not as much fun if you have to have it > explained. Like Flash jokes. (No, BenB, not jokes about > flashing. I get those.) > > --BenD > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
