Ben, you are always able to make me laugh.

----- Original Message -----
From: Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Thursday, March 13, 2003 7:31 am
Subject: RE: What should I do?

> Don't insult Muppets!
> 
> In my opinion, you should pick some grouping of which he is the 
> only member
> present -- it doesn't even have to be rational -- and each time he 
> sayssomething offensive say something equally offensive and 
> spurious about his
> group.
> 
> Like:
> People who wear white shirts to work are simply expressing an 
> innate hatred
> of those of different races.
> 
> Or better yet:
> People who use the Dvorak keyboard scheme claim that they are 
> improvingperformance, but their real goal is to form an artificial 
> niche for them
> based on their one useless skill:  typing on a Dvorak keyboard.
> 
> The wierder and more pointless and stupid the better.  Drive him nuts.
> 
> 
> --  Ben Doom
>    Programmer & General Lackey
>    Moonbow Software, Inc
> 
> : -----Original Message-----
> : From: Mark Smyth [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> : Sent: Thursday, March 13, 2003 3:46 AM
> : To: CF-Community
> : Subject: RE: What should I do?
> :
> :
> : get a pair of headphones?
> :
> : everytime he starts spouting, switch on some Jimi or maybe
> : something heavier
> :
> : He will probably find that rude, which will help you and he will 
> probably: carry on talking to himself, which will be amusing.
> :
> : Even if he doesn't, you get to listen to some good tunes and 
> don't have to
> : listen to the muppet
> :
> : -----Original Message-----
> : From: Matthew P. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> : Sent: 13 March 2003 06:46
> : To: CF-Community
> : Subject: RE: What should I do?
> :
> :
> : >>he recommended to our boss that we switch to MS Access for all our
> : development, because it can make charts.
> :
> : Heehee, that made me giggle for some reason.  ;)
> :
> : Seriously, though, I can kind of understand.  With the brains 
> that you
> : encounter in the "coder" world, you also get a generous 
> sprinkling of
> : eccentricity here and there, that doesn't always translate in a good
> : way.  Some super smart people don't quite have the people skills 
> many of
> : us take for granted.  I would hate that you had to quit because 
> of an
> : uncomfortable environment, but if you've had all you can...
> :
> : But you've got a house, loans, etc, so if you can make it, go 
> for it.
> : Sucks though...
> :
> : -----Original Message-----
> : From: Kwang Suh [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> : Sent: Thursday, March 13, 2003 12:19 AM
> : To: CF-Community
> : Subject: Re: What should I do?
> :
> :
> : I'm not trying to make a statement.  I find this person to be so
> : offensive that I don't think I can handle it anymore.  To give 
> you an
> : idea of this guy's thinking processes, he recommended to our 
> boss that
> : we switch to MS Access for all our development, because it can make
> : charts.  He's supposed to be a "solutions" architect.  My co-
> worker had
> : to beg to the boss not to do this (yes, our boss was actually
> : considering the recommendation seriously).
> :
> : Like the idea about the keyboard.  Will have to file that one.
> :
> : > Well, personally I see no need to screw yourself over financially
> : > simply to make a statement that will seemingly fall on deaf ears
> : > anyway.
> : >
> : > If you get no satisfaction from official channels try staying late
> : > some late and crazy-gluing his space bar down.  I'm pretty 
> sure that
> : > you won't here any political rants that day.
> : >
> : > Personally I'm an atheist... We make our own Karma.  ;^)
> : >
> : > Jim Davis
> : >
> : >
> : >
> : >
> :
> :
> : 
> 
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