Don't insult Muppets!
In my opinion, you should pick some grouping of which he is the only member
present -- it doesn't even have to be rational -- and each time he says
something offensive say something equally offensive and spurious about his
group.
Like:
People who wear white shirts to work are simply expressing an innate hatred
of those of different races.
Or better yet:
People who use the Dvorak keyboard scheme claim that they are improving
performance, but their real goal is to form an artificial niche for them
based on their one useless skill: typing on a Dvorak keyboard.
The wierder and more pointless and stupid the better. Drive him nuts.
-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -----Original Message-----
: From: Mark Smyth [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Thursday, March 13, 2003 3:46 AM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: RE: What should I do?
:
:
: get a pair of headphones?
:
: everytime he starts spouting, switch on some Jimi or maybe
: something heavier
:
: He will probably find that rude, which will help you and he will probably
: carry on talking to himself, which will be amusing.
:
: Even if he doesn't, you get to listen to some good tunes and don't have to
: listen to the muppet
:
: -----Original Message-----
: From: Matthew P. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: 13 March 2003 06:46
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: RE: What should I do?
:
:
: >>he recommended to our boss that we switch to MS Access for all our
: development, because it can make charts.
:
: Heehee, that made me giggle for some reason. ;)
:
: Seriously, though, I can kind of understand. With the brains that you
: encounter in the "coder" world, you also get a generous sprinkling of
: eccentricity here and there, that doesn't always translate in a good
: way. Some super smart people don't quite have the people skills many of
: us take for granted. I would hate that you had to quit because of an
: uncomfortable environment, but if you've had all you can...
:
: But you've got a house, loans, etc, so if you can make it, go for it.
: Sucks though...
:
: -----Original Message-----
: From: Kwang Suh [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Thursday, March 13, 2003 12:19 AM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Re: What should I do?
:
:
: I'm not trying to make a statement. I find this person to be so
: offensive that I don't think I can handle it anymore. To give you an
: idea of this guy's thinking processes, he recommended to our boss that
: we switch to MS Access for all our development, because it can make
: charts. He's supposed to be a "solutions" architect. My co-worker had
: to beg to the boss not to do this (yes, our boss was actually
: considering the recommendation seriously).
:
: Like the idea about the keyboard. Will have to file that one.
:
: > Well, personally I see no need to screw yourself over financially
: > simply to make a statement that will seemingly fall on deaf ears
: > anyway.
: >
: > If you get no satisfaction from official channels try staying late
: > some late and crazy-gluing his space bar down. I'm pretty sure that
: > you won't here any political rants that day.
: >
: > Personally I'm an atheist... We make our own Karma. ;^)
: >
: > Jim Davis
: >
: >
: >
: >
:
:
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