Tired of idiots running this world?
Exasperated with telemarketers?
Sick of:
1. Traffic
2. Diminishing Returns
3. Unjust Wars
4. Discrimination of all kinds
5. Fast Food
6. High Taxes
7. Lack of Intergalactic Travel Opportunities
Announcing the MOONRAKER II consortium.
In just six months we have already raised $425 towards our goal of $14
billion dollars. You have the distinct opportunity to be one of the select
few who get to leave this planet on a one way trip out of the solar system.
Our MoonrakerII ship is equipped with all of these wonderful standard
features:
1. Bottled Air
2. Doodle Pads
3. Plenty of slinky 60's lyrca outfits
4. Snacks
These ammenities will increase in number and expense as the donated money
increases.
Currently we are only accepting applications from different sex couples as
these people (you could be one of them) will be carrying the precious seeds
for a new tomorrow on plant New Earth.
Moonraker II will make all of your worries and cares drift away as we sail
out of the solar system at an incredible 25,000 mph. That's right, in just
158966547 years we will be arriving at New Earth ready to begin life as we
see fit.
Join MoonrakerII now.
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