Put me down for 1/2-Billion
| -----Original Message----- | From: John Stanley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] | Sent: Thursday, March 13, 2003 12:07 PM | To: CF-Community | Subject: RE: Moonraker II | | | One comment?? that's all I got??? tough room..... | | -----Original Message----- | From: Angel Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] | Sent: Thursday, March 13, 2003 1:55 PM | To: CF-Community | Subject: RE: Moonraker II | | | 0_0 | | *whine* | *runs and hides* | | -Gel | | | -----Original Message----- | From: John Stanley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] | | Tired of idiots running this world? | Exasperated with telemarketers? | Sick of: | 1. Traffic | 2. Diminishing Returns | 3. Unjust Wars | 4. Discrimination of all kinds | 5. Fast Food | 6. High Taxes | 7. Lack of Intergalactic Travel Opportunities | | | Announcing the MOONRAKER II consortium. | | In just six months we have already raised $425 towards our | goal of $14 billion dollars. You have the distinct | opportunity to be one of the select few who get to leave this | planet on a one way trip out of the solar system. | | Our MoonrakerII ship is equipped with all of these wonderful standard | features: | 1. Bottled Air | 2. Doodle Pads | 3. Plenty of slinky 60's lyrca outfits | 4. Snacks | | These ammenities will increase in number and expense as the | donated money increases. | | Currently we are only accepting applications from different | sex couples as these people (you could be one of them) will | be carrying the precious seeds for a new tomorrow on plant New Earth. | | Moonraker II will make all of your worries and cares drift | away as we sail out of the solar system at an incredible | 25,000 mph. That's right, in just 158966547 years we will be | arriving at New Earth ready to begin life as we see fit. | | Join MoonrakerII now. | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
