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*whine*
*runs and hides*

-Gel


-----Original Message-----
From: John Stanley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 

Tired of idiots running this world?
Exasperated with telemarketers?
Sick of:
        1. Traffic
        2. Diminishing Returns
        3. Unjust Wars
        4. Discrimination of all kinds
        5. Fast Food
        6. High Taxes
        7. Lack of Intergalactic Travel Opportunities


Announcing the MOONRAKER II consortium.

In just six months we have already raised $425 towards our goal of $14
billion dollars. You have the distinct opportunity to be one of the
select few who get to leave this planet on a one way trip out of the
solar system.

Our MoonrakerII ship is equipped with all of these wonderful standard
features:
        1. Bottled Air
        2. Doodle Pads
        3. Plenty of slinky 60's lyrca outfits
        4. Snacks

These ammenities will increase in number and expense as the donated
money increases.

Currently we are only accepting applications from different sex couples
as these people (you could be one of them) will be carrying the precious
seeds for a new tomorrow on plant New Earth.

Moonraker II will make all of your worries and cares drift away as we
sail out of the solar system at an incredible 25,000 mph. That's right,
in just 158966547 years we will be arriving at New Earth ready to begin
life as we see fit.

Join MoonrakerII now.

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