LOL the woman in dewey beach need not be talking :) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Candace Cottrell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, March 21, 2003 8:53 AM Subject: Signs of our times
> > SIGNS SEEN IN RESTROOMS > > > > Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. > > ----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE. > > > > Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" > > --- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. > > > > No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of > > putting up with her crap. > > ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina > > > > Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! > > ---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana > > > > A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going > > to have trouble with it. > > ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas > > > > Express Lane: Five beers or less! > > ---Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA0 > > > > No wonder you always go home alone. > > ---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, > > CA > > > > The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. > > ---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL > > > > Beauty is only a light switch away. > > --- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. > > > > If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's > > all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. ---Armand's > > Pizza, Washington, DC > > > > God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? > > ---The Irish Times, Washington, DC > > > > It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. > > --Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona. > > > > If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. > > --- Revolution Books, New York, New York > > > > Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. > > --Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL > > > > What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. > > ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY Candace K. Cottrell, Web Developer The Children's Medical Center One Children's Plaza Dayton, OH 45404 937-641-4293 http://www.childrensdayton.org [EMAIL PROTECTED] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
