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>-----Original Message----- >From: Candace Cottrell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >Sent: March 21, 2003 8:54 AM >To: CF-Community >Subject: Signs of our times > > >> > SIGNS SEEN IN RESTROOMS >> > >> > Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. >> > ----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE. >> > >> > Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" >> > --- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. >> > >> > No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of >> > putting up with her crap. >> > ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina > >> > >> > Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! >> > ---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana >> > >> > A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going > >> > to have trouble with it. >> > ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas >> > >> > Express Lane: Five beers or less! >> > ---Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA0 > >> > >> > No wonder you always go home alone. >> > ---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly >Hills, >> > CA >> > >> > The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. >> > ---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL >> > >> > Beauty is only a light switch away. >> > --- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. >> > >> > If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's > >> > all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. ---Armand's > >> > Pizza, Washington, DC >> > >> > God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? >> > ---The Irish Times, Washington, DC >> > >> > It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. >> > --Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona. >> > >> > If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. >> > --- Revolution Books, New York, New York >> > >> > Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. >> > --Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL >> > >> > What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. > >> > ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY > >Candace K. Cottrell, Web Developer >The Children's Medical Center >One Children's Plaza >Dayton, OH 45404 >937-641-4293 >http://www.childrensdayton.org > > >[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
