ROFL
At 08:53 AM 3/21/03 -0500, you wrote:
>> > SIGNS SEEN IN RESTROOMS
>> >
>> > Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
>> > ----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
>> >
>> > Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
>> > --- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
>> >
>> > No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
>> > putting up with her crap.
>> > ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
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>> >
>> > Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
>> > ---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
>> >
>> > A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going
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>> > to have trouble with it.
>> > ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
>> >
>> > Express Lane: Five beers or less!
>> > ---Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA0
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>> >
>> > No wonder you always go home alone.
>> > ---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly
>Hills,
>> > CA
>> >
>> > The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
>> > ---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
>> >
>> > Beauty is only a light switch away.
>> > --- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
>> >
>> > If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's
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>> > all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. ---Armand's
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>> > Pizza, Washington, DC
>> >
>> > God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
>> > ---The Irish Times, Washington, DC
>> >
>> > It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
>> > --Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.
>> >
>> > If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
>> > --- Revolution Books, New York, New York
>> >
>> > Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
>> > --Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
>> >
>> > What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
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>> > ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
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