Soon, all the world will be eating kimchee. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dana Tierney" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, March 26, 2003 9:00 PM Subject: Axis of Evil Wannabees
> Axis of Evil Wannabees > >>by John Cleese > >> > >>Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya, > >>China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as > >>Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid > >>Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the > >>Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the > >>new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are > >>just as evil .. .in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim > >>Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils . . best at being evil > >>. .we're the best." > >> > >>Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, > >>although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of > >>Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar > >>al-Assad. "An axis can't have more than three countries", explained > >>Iraqi President Saddam Hussien. "This is not my rule, it's > >>tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil > >>Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is > >>wickedly cool." > >> > >>International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as > >>within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations > >>rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of > >>geopolitical chairs. > >> > >>Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of > >>Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the > >>"Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia > >>established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally > >>Disagreeable". > >> > >>With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling > >>up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis > >>of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host > >>the Olympics". > >> > >>Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are > >>Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", > >>while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries > >>That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat,really, just > >>something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack > >>McConnell. > >> > >>While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making > >>fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he > >>rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in > >>"Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false > >>application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the > >>charges. > >> > >>Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but > >>privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
