I like kimchee. Shocked the hell out of the first guy who fed it to me --
he expected my mouth to catch fire like everyone else's. I asked for more
instead.
He was a wierd old coot, who liked making people feel awkward. I gave him
shit right back, and so he liked me.
Of course, none of that mattered much to me. I wouldn't have hung out with
him by choice. But he had such a cute granddaughter.....
-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -----Original Message-----
: From: Kwang Suh [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2003 1:27 AM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Re: Axis of Evil Wannabees
:
:
: Soon, all the world will be eating kimchee.
:
: ----- Original Message -----
: From: "Dana Tierney" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: Sent: Wednesday, March 26, 2003 9:00 PM
: Subject: Axis of Evil Wannabees
:
:
: > Axis of Evil Wannabees
: > >>by John Cleese
: > >>
: > >>Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of
: Evil", Libya,
: > >>China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just
: as
: > >>Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid
: > >>Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his
: State of the
: > >>Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately
: dismissed the
: > >>new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name.
: "Right. They are
: > >>just as evil .. .in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim
: > >>Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils . . best at
: being evil
: > >>. .we're the best."
: > >>
: > >>Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
: > >>although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of
: > >>Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar
: > >>al-Assad. "An axis can't have more than three countries", explained
: > >>Iraqi President Saddam Hussien. "This is not my rule, it's
: > >>tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the
: evil
: > >>Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is
: > >>wickedly cool."
: > >>
: > >>International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was
: swift, as
: > >>within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations
: > >>rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of
: > >>geopolitical chairs.
: > >>
: > >>Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of
: > >>Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the
: > >>"Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia
: > >>established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally
: > >>Disagreeable".
: > >>
: > >>With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable
: clubs filling
: > >>up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be
: called the "Axis
: > >>of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be
: Asked to Host
: > >>the Olympics".
: > >>
: > >>Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are
: > >>Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About
: America",
: > >>while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis
: of Countries
: > >>That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat,really, just
: > >>something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack
: > >>McConnell.
: > >>
: > >>While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't
: perhaps making
: > >>fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis,
: although he
: > >>rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose
: Names End in
: > >>"Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false
: > >>application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay
: denied the
: > >>charges.
: > >>
: > >>Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but
: > >>privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them
: >
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