C'mon guys... the best way is to steal a wood chipper. put it on a boat with the "squatters". Take them out to sea (minimum 10 miles). Chip them directly into the ocean. Then dump the chipper overboard in a different spot. Done. Just hose down your boat. If you are worried about luminol showing blood stains on your boat, just catch several fish and gut them in the same area.
I saw this in a movie. Honestly. Why is everyone looking at me like that? -----Original Message----- From: Critz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 10:59 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Bad Checks and renters oi Tim!! ok, i'll use my ron popeil food dehydrator....make some renter jerky mix the ground bones with my creatine powder ------------------------------------ Friday, July 25, 2003, 10:52:39 AM, you wrote: HT> See but then you leave DNA evidence that the person is dead. DNA baaaaad :) HT> Timothy Heald HT> Information Systems Specialist HT> Overseas Security Advisory Council HT> U.S. Department of State HT> 571.345.2235 HT> -----Original Message----- HT> From: Critz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] HT> Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 10:48 AM HT> To: CF-Community HT> Subject: Re: Bad Checks and renters HT> oi Tim!! HT> could always just eat the meat. and the meaty organs. fertilise the garden HT> with ground up entrails HT> and bone.. HT> ------------------------------------ HT> Friday, July 25, 2003, 10:32:06 AM, you wrote: HT>> Well the acids used in destroying the left overs would be quite a bit HT> more HT>> expensive than that. HT>> But hey at least you would get a nice soup base out of it. HT>> <cf_lecter> HT>> Clarice..... HT>> </cf_lecter> HT>> Timothy Heald HT>> Information Systems Specialist HT>> Overseas Security Advisory Council HT>> U.S. Department of State HT>> 571.345.2235 HT>> -----Original Message----- HT>> From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] HT>> Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 10:20 AM HT>> To: CF-Community HT>> Subject: RE: Bad Checks and renters HT>> You should at least charge him expenses. HT>> New surgical gloves: $3.50 HT>> Roll of piano wire: $9.95 HT>> Deadbeats our of your house: Priceless HT>> -- Ben Doom HT>> Programmer & General Lackey HT>> Moonbow Software, Inc HT>> : -----Original Message----- HT>> : From: Critz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] HT>> : Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 10:02 AM HT>> : To: CF-Community HT>> : Subject: Re: Bad Checks and renters HT>> : HT>> : HT>> : oi Tim!! HT>> : HT>> : i'm cheap. HT>> : hell for you. free HT>> : HT>> : HT>> : HT>> : HT>> : ------------------------------------ HT>> : Friday, July 25, 2003, 9:49:17 AM, you wrote: HT>> : : HT>>> It would cost even more money :) Figure you would need clean HT>> : weapons at a : HT>>> minimum, and those aren't cheap. Then you need some sort of disposal : HT>>> services, and that's usually the hard part. HT>> : : HT>>> Tim HT>> : : HT>>> P.S. The above was an entirely fictional sarcastic account, HT>> : and merely a : HT>>> way for me to deal with the extreme anger I have towards this HT>> : person. I : HT>>> would not use physical violence to deal with something like HT>> : this, especially : HT>>> not with a woman. Additionally I do not believe in violence HT>> : as a form of : HT>>> settling disputes on a personal level, in any but the most extreme : HT>>> circumstances. HT>> : : HT>>> How's that for a disclaimer? HT>> : HT>> : : HT>>> -----Original Message----- : HT>>> From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] : HT>>> Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 9:46 AM : HT>>> To: CF-Community : HT>>> Subject: RE: Bad Checks and renters HT>> : HT>> : : HT>>> Come on Tim. Don't you know people that can just make this problem HT> "go : HT>>> away"? ;-) HT>> : : HT>>> -Kevin HT>> : : >>>> -----Original Message----- : >>>> From: Critz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] : >>>> Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 8:31 AM : >>>> To: CF-Community : >>>> Subject: Re: Bad Checks and renters : >>>> : >>>> : >>>> oi Tim!! : >>>> : >>>> well if need be..... just let me know... i can /repo/ their : >>>> vehicle for ya :) : >>>> : >>>> : >>>> : >>>> : >>>> ------------------------------------ : >>>> Friday, July 25, 2003, 9:15:31 AM, you wrote: : >>>> : >>>> HT> Nah man, thanks for the offer though. I already talked to the DA : >>>> HT> about it all. It's just a major PITA. : >>>> : >>>> HT> Timothy Heald : >>>> HT> Information Systems Specialist : >>>> HT> Overseas Security Advisory Council : >>>> HT> U.S. Department of State : >>>> HT> 571.345.2235 : >>>> : >>>> : >>>> HT> -----Original Message----- : >>>> HT> From: Critz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] : >>>> HT> Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 8:40 AM : >>>> HT> To: CF-Community : >>>> HT> Subject: Re: Bad Checks and renters : >>>> : >>>> : >>>> HT> oi Tim!! : >>>> : >>>> HT> You want me to take a run by? : >>>> : >>>> : >>>> : >>>> : >>>> HT> ------------------------------------ : >>>> HT> Friday, July 25, 2003, 8:19:10 AM, you wrote: : >>>> : >>>> HT>> Hey kids, : >>>> HT>> I own a home in N.C. which I am renting out. The renter : >>>> HT>> passed : >>>> HT> us a : >>>> HT>> bad check and now we can't even get her to return our calls or : >>>> HT>> emails. Anyone out here know what I can do? I called : >>>> the sheriffs : >>>> HT>> office down : >>>> HT> there : >>>> HT>> and they basically said I need to be in town to do : >>>> anything, and of : >>>> HT> course I : >>>> HT>> can't afford that, especially now that I have to cover : >>>> the mortgage : >>>> HT> myself. : >>>> HT>> Has anyone had to deal with something like this before? : >>>> : >>>> HT>> As an aside, never rent to friends. This is : >>>> someone I used : >>>> HT>> to : >>>> HT> work : >>>> HT>> with and that used to watch my son. I really thought : >>>> she was more : >>>> HT>> responsible than this. Makes me sick. : >>>> : >>>> HT>> Tim : >>>> : >>>> HT>> : >>>> : >>>> HT> : >>>> HT>> : : HT>>> HT>> : HT>> HT> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
