Well the traces of blood can then be analyzed and they could find human blood mixed in with the nonhuman(fish) blood.
Too risky, unless of course you sink the boat afterwards too :) ----- Original Message ----- From: "John Stanley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 11:06 AM Subject: RE: Bad Checks and renters > C'mon guys... the best way is to steal a wood chipper. put it on a boat with > the "squatters". Take them out to sea (minimum 10 miles). Chip them directly > into the ocean. Then dump the chipper overboard in a different spot. Done. > Just hose down your boat. If you are worried about luminol showing blood > stains on your boat, just catch several fish and gut them in the same area. > > I saw this in a movie. Honestly. Why is everyone looking at me like that? > > -----Original Message----- > From: Critz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 10:59 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Bad Checks and renters > > > oi Tim!! > > ok, i'll use my ron popeil food dehydrator....make some renter jerky mix > the ground bones with my > creatine powder > > > > > ------------------------------------ > Friday, July 25, 2003, 10:52:39 AM, you wrote: > > HT> See but then you leave DNA evidence that the person is dead. DNA baaaaad > :) > > HT> Timothy Heald > HT> Information Systems Specialist > HT> Overseas Security Advisory Council > HT> U.S. Department of State > HT> 571.345.2235 > > > HT> -----Original Message----- > HT> From: Critz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > HT> Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 10:48 AM > HT> To: CF-Community > HT> Subject: Re: Bad Checks and renters > > > HT> oi Tim!! > > HT> could always just eat the meat. and the meaty organs. fertilise the > garden > HT> with ground up entrails > HT> and bone.. > > > > > HT> ------------------------------------ > HT> Friday, July 25, 2003, 10:32:06 AM, you wrote: > > HT>> Well the acids used in destroying the left overs would be quite a bit > HT> more > HT>> expensive than that. > > HT>> But hey at least you would get a nice soup base out of it. > > HT>> <cf_lecter> > HT>> Clarice..... > HT>> </cf_lecter> > > HT>> Timothy Heald > HT>> Information Systems Specialist > HT>> Overseas Security Advisory Council > HT>> U.S. Department of State > HT>> 571.345.2235 > > > HT>> -----Original Message----- > HT>> From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > HT>> Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 10:20 AM > HT>> To: CF-Community > HT>> Subject: RE: Bad Checks and renters > > > HT>> You should at least charge him expenses. > > HT>> New surgical gloves: $3.50 > HT>> Roll of piano wire: $9.95 > HT>> Deadbeats our of your house: Priceless > > > HT>> -- Ben Doom > HT>> Programmer & General Lackey > HT>> Moonbow Software, Inc > > HT>> : -----Original Message----- > HT>> : From: Critz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > HT>> : Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 10:02 AM > HT>> : To: CF-Community > HT>> : Subject: Re: Bad Checks and renters > HT>> : > HT>> : > HT>> : oi Tim!! > HT>> : > HT>> : i'm cheap. > HT>> : hell for you. free > HT>> : > HT>> : > HT>> : > HT>> : > HT>> : ------------------------------------ > HT>> : Friday, July 25, 2003, 9:49:17 AM, you wrote: > HT>> : > : HT>>> It would cost even more money :) Figure you would need clean > HT>> : weapons at a > : HT>>> minimum, and those aren't cheap. Then you need some sort of > disposal > : HT>>> services, and that's usually the hard part. > HT>> : > : HT>>> Tim > HT>> : > : HT>>> P.S. The above was an entirely fictional sarcastic account, > HT>> : and merely a > : HT>>> way for me to deal with the extreme anger I have towards this > HT>> : person. I > : HT>>> would not use physical violence to deal with something like > HT>> : this, especially > : HT>>> not with a woman. Additionally I do not believe in violence > HT>> : as a form of > : HT>>> settling disputes on a personal level, in any but the most extreme > : HT>>> circumstances. > HT>> : > : HT>>> How's that for a disclaimer? > HT>> : > HT>> : > : HT>>> -----Original Message----- > : HT>>> From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > : HT>>> Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 9:46 AM > : HT>>> To: CF-Community > : HT>>> Subject: RE: Bad Checks and renters > HT>> : > HT>> : > : HT>>> Come on Tim. Don't you know people that can just make this problem > HT> "go > : HT>>> away"? ;-) > HT>> : > : HT>>> -Kevin > HT>> : > : >>>> -----Original Message----- > : >>>> From: Critz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > : >>>> Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 8:31 AM > : >>>> To: CF-Community > : >>>> Subject: Re: Bad Checks and renters > : >>>> > : >>>> > : >>>> oi Tim!! > : >>>> > : >>>> well if need be..... just let me know... i can /repo/ their > : >>>> vehicle for ya :) > : >>>> > : >>>> > : >>>> > : >>>> > : >>>> ------------------------------------ > : >>>> Friday, July 25, 2003, 9:15:31 AM, you wrote: > : >>>> > : >>>> HT> Nah man, thanks for the offer though. I already talked to the DA > : >>>> HT> about it all. It's just a major PITA. > : >>>> > : >>>> HT> Timothy Heald > : >>>> HT> Information Systems Specialist > : >>>> HT> Overseas Security Advisory Council > : >>>> HT> U.S. Department of State > : >>>> HT> 571.345.2235 > : >>>> > : >>>> > : >>>> HT> -----Original Message----- > : >>>> HT> From: Critz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > : >>>> HT> Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 8:40 AM > : >>>> HT> To: CF-Community > : >>>> HT> Subject: Re: Bad Checks and renters > : >>>> > : >>>> > : >>>> HT> oi Tim!! > : >>>> > : >>>> HT> You want me to take a run by? > : >>>> > : >>>> > : >>>> > : >>>> > : >>>> HT> ------------------------------------ > : >>>> HT> Friday, July 25, 2003, 8:19:10 AM, you wrote: > : >>>> > : >>>> HT>> Hey kids, > : >>>> HT>> I own a home in N.C. which I am renting out. The renter > : >>>> HT>> passed > : >>>> HT> us a > : >>>> HT>> bad check and now we can't even get her to return our calls or > : >>>> HT>> emails. Anyone out here know what I can do? I called > : >>>> the sheriffs > : >>>> HT>> office down > : >>>> HT> there > : >>>> HT>> and they basically said I need to be in town to do > : >>>> anything, and of > : >>>> HT> course I > : >>>> HT>> can't afford that, especially now that I have to cover > : >>>> the mortgage > : >>>> HT> myself. > : >>>> HT>> Has anyone had to deal with something like this before? > : >>>> > : >>>> HT>> As an aside, never rent to friends. This is > : >>>> someone I used > : >>>> HT>> to > : >>>> HT> work > : >>>> HT>> with and that used to watch my son. I really thought > : >>>> she was more > : >>>> HT>> responsible than this. Makes me sick. > : >>>> > : >>>> HT>> Tim > : >>>> > : >>>> HT>> > : >>>> > : >>>> HT> > : >>>> > HT>> : > : HT>>> > HT>> : > > HT>> > > HT> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
