Now I know most people think us SUV drivers aren't the brightest in the bunch, but do we have to get into the name calling? When I think of Morono, I think clean, cool summer breeze through my hair, a revitalizing sense of refreshment, green trees and sand dunes, a jungle adventure to the Rainforest Cafe with little Dakota, a venti-mocha-frappa-machiado-chino with extra bubble wrap. I think of all the quality, hand-made clothes we've bought from the Baby Gap for little Dakota. The important things in life - sitting in traffic in my Morono jamming out to Sugar Rey - You Are My Number One - and then I'll look in the review mirror back at Dakota and sing to him "that's right Dakota, you are my number one! - let's go get ya a Happy Meal." We're a really unique and special family, and that's why we're entitled to a really unique and special SUV. This all comes back to Morono, the name just fits my lifestyle - it's just me. And one day, this Morono will be little Dakota's. I think the license plate would be cool if it read "DktasMoron" - that's special.
>*snicker* > >You drive a Nissan Morono? > >Is that really the name of the SUV? > >Hee hee hee... >Gosh...Nissan isn't making it very difficult for the Anti-SUV crowd is >it? >Moron-o... > >^_^ >-Gel > > >-----Original Message----- >From: cantrl. a [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >You know, when I'm driving my Nissan Morono to Old Navy to pick up some >Active Man Disco Dance Cargo Shorts for me and my only son, Dakota - I >really feel like I made a good choice in my SUV. How else would I haul >little Dakota around to soccer practice and to Old Navy and to the All >You Can Eat Crab Feast Chain Restaurant Extravaganzo? I've really come >to the conclusion that this is a true requirement in my life - a need >for survival - if not for me, for little Dakota. And hey, why not, I've >spent years working hard to build up this credit - now I need a way to >show the rest of the world the fruits of my hard work (my credit score). >One important thing in my life is to make it really clear to others >where I sit on the latter (especially my neighbor Dale, gosh darn him >always trying to outpace me - him and his gosh darn GMC Denali - I'll >show him next year!) - and what not a better way than driving around in >my financed Nissan Morono. > >;) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=t:5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com
