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: -----Original Message-----
: From: Sandy Clark [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Friday, August 22, 2003 12:36 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: RE: New Truck
:
:
: I thought it was "Murano" As in Italian (Venetian) Glass.
:
: -----Original Message-----
: From: cantrl. a [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Friday, August 22, 2003 12:02 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: New Truck
:
:
: Now I know most people think us SUV drivers aren't the brightest in the
: bunch, but do we have to get into the name calling? When I think
: of Morono,
: I think clean, cool summer breeze through my hair, a revitalizing sense of
: refreshment, green trees and sand dunes, a jungle adventure to the
: Rainforest Cafe with little Dakota, a
: venti-mocha-frappa-machiado-chino with
: extra bubble wrap. I think of all the quality, hand-made clothes we've
: bought from the Baby Gap for little Dakota. The important things in life -
: sitting in traffic in my Morono jamming out to Sugar Rey - You
: Are My Number
: One - and then I'll look in the review mirror back at Dakota and
: sing to him
: "that's right Dakota, you are my number one! - let's go get ya a Happy
: Meal." We're a really unique and special family, and that's why we're
: entitled to a really unique and special SUV. This all comes back
: to Morono,
: the name just fits my lifestyle - it's just me. And one day, this Morono
: will be little Dakota's. I think the license plate would be cool
: if it read
: "DktasMoron" - that's special.
:
:
:
: >*snicker*
: >
: >You drive a Nissan Morono?
: >
: >Is that really the name of the SUV?
: >
: >Hee hee hee...
: >Gosh...Nissan isn't making it very difficult for the Anti-SUV crowd is
: >it?
: >Moron-o...
: >
: >^_^
: >-Gel
: >
: >
: >-----Original Message-----
: >From: cantrl. a [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: >
: >You know, when I'm driving my Nissan Morono to Old Navy to pick up some
: >Active Man Disco Dance Cargo Shorts for me and my only son, Dakota - I
: >really feel like I made a good choice in my SUV. How else would I haul
: >little Dakota around to soccer practice and to Old Navy and to the All
: >You Can Eat Crab Feast Chain Restaurant Extravaganzo? I've really come
: >to the conclusion that this is a true requirement in my life - a need
: >for survival - if not for me, for little Dakota. And hey, why not, I've
: >spent years working hard to build up this credit - now I need a way to
: >show the rest of the world the fruits of my hard work (my credit score).
: >One important thing in my life is to make it really clear to others
: >where I sit on the latter (especially my neighbor Dale, gosh darn him
: >always trying to outpace me - him and his gosh darn GMC Denali - I'll
: >show him next year!) - and what not a better way than driving around in
: >my financed Nissan Morono.
: >
: >;)
: >
: >
:
:
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