Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: A fish. Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. - Jim Adam Churvis wrote: >>does anyone know when the new season of sopranos will start? >> >> > >Couldn't find it, but on a related note... > >Q: How many corrupt union officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb? >A: Eleven. You got somethin' to F*%$#!* say about it? > >Respectfully, > >Adam Phillip Churvis >Member of Team Macromedia > >Advanced Intensive ColdFusion MX Training >ColdFusion MX Master Class: >September 22 - 26, 2003 >http://www.ColdFusionTraining.com > >Download CommerceBlocks V2.1 and LoRCAT from >http://www.ProductivityEnhancement.com > >The ColdFusion MX Bible is in bookstores now! > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
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