something...
I like to use pound signs in my cfset and cfparam statements...
I still use parameterexists...
I use Access for production work on our 5,000 hit a minute e-commerce
sites, constantly persuade the higher ups that SQL Server and Oracle are
'buggy' so we shouldn't use them, and blame all site errors on your poor
technical skills and uptight demeanor...
I completely rely on _javascript_ for form validation...
I WRITE IN ALL CAPS JUST TO ANNOY YOU...
CFSCRIPT is for sissies who need to learn how to power code...
CFMX is unstable and unsuitable for the enterprise...
MM is right not to pay Mike D. to host these forums...
I like the idea of gun control only in the context of completely
diarming the populace and centralizing all power in the hands of a
strong federal government and shiftless groups of outlaws on the fringes
of society...
I am for all wars under the context of supporting our troops, believe in
just getting behind whoever is in charge without asking any meaningful
questions about policy or agenda, and constantly question the patriotism
of everyone who does otherwise...
I like to talk to people about my experiences with ASP.NET and publish
articles in magazines about how all the wonderful things it does that CF
cannot, while always mentioning CF is really only appropriate for mental
patients and Puerto Ricans...
I enjoy playing gangsta rap music outside your bedroom window at night
at full volume while chatting loudly with my WASP suburbanite friends,
and sometimes litter your lawn with empties and leftovers...
I drive Roman style atop 2 SUVs into work each day, and often wait for
the light to change twice before pulling out os I can show off to the
ladies adjusting my Speedo...
The environment is what my fish live in and the filter I clean out once
is year is all the thought I give it...
My cell phone works in elevators, and I take full advantage of that fact
all the time talking to my girlfriend about the shape and smell of her
private parts...
I eat sardine jambala in the cube next to yours, and sometimes smoke
Titanolo cigars in the office right after you took your asthma
medication...
M
-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 2:29 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: My target of the day
> Really? When you called that guy an idiot, I thought you were being
> playful.
After what he did on that list, I thought idiot was an understatment.
I've been
out of work for over a year. Others that I know of have been in the same
boat.
CF-Jobs is a resource to try and get some of these people some work, not
to have
fun. Fun is here.
> You know, that was an exciting email. I think we should have a target
of
> the day for EVERY list. Everyone just comes out and takes out their
> frustrations on that person with no boundries. The selection process
can
> be arbitrary, and it would really liven things up on discussion
boards.
Hm. Might work, but as a seperate list like CF_Rant. Don't want
community fun to
be affected by an angry rant. :)
> I will offer myself to be the first CF-Community TOD. Go ahead, but I
> get to choose the next target...
Hm.....
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